Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
Well we know that Matthew drives a tractor to get around (As was told in one of his profiles). So I though, what brand of tractor would Matthew drive. So I typed in ‘Tractor of Canada’. And you know what brand name came up?
(Why do I picture him sitting on her shoulders with a fishing rod held out with a picture of Ivan attatched to the end to get her to move?)
there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious
Freddy Don’t Frick With Me!
Really, its to die for!
I wanted to make it look like he was sort of coming through the static of the camera. It was an experiment of sorts. Damn, I love this game! I would so take the bear and bunny home. XD
( A big thank you to Markiplier for reblogging my first Freddy image. )
Five Nights at Freddy’s and all related characters are copyrighted to Scott Cawthon 2014.Freddy logo and image is copyrighted to Lauren Kiel 2014
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Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
And the biggest dogs
Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!
I’m moving…BYE MOM
Well, I’m going to go to the Edmonton Comic Expo in Sept. I’m soo excited! Jim Beaver, Mads Mikkelsen, Doug Jones, Alice Cooper, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, and soo many more are going to be there!
I’m soo excited!
I’ve never gone to a Comic Expo before, so I’m a little nervous. I got my brother to come with me. Which is nice because I plan on getting in line really early and I don’t want to be by myself. I’m going to get Autographs, pictures and videos. Seriously, I’ve already have a check list made out.
I’ll make sure to post up all my pictures after the Expo.
Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.
it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot
from the show:
srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done
even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?
I wanted to make I post I could link too whenever someone asks me this~
Seriously. Even if I was hella in shape, really healthy, no one would be asking for health or work out tips from me if I was fat. Stop assuming because someone looks like what society deems as ‘healthy’ or ‘fit’ that they are, it’s a lie, they are try to sell you things and make you hate and judge strangers. Stop buying into it.I love this so much, I have no words.
THANK you! Cause no one listens when a fat person tries to explain this.
I noticed, I’ve seen several fat people make a great posts about this, only to see their inbox being blown up with ‘YOU’RE JUST MAKING EXCUSES!’ it’s disgusting because it has absolutely nothing to do with the persons health and it’s fucked up to hid behind that bullshit faux concern because someone isn’t killing themselves to fit into what is considered ideal to make someone else more comfortable in consuming them as a product rather then treat them as a person.
reading the news and I CAN’T BELIEVE an Arizona gun instructor let a NINE YEAR OLD GIRL shoot a UZI MACHINE GUN (she lost control of it and a round killed the instructor) :-/ was just talking to my dad about it (former military dude) and he says even for soldiers Uzis are dangerous because…